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My beautiful baby Coco actually not being a little shit and trying to bite me every 2 seconds. <3

She’s a very cage protective noodle.  Once she’s out in the sun though, she’s quite content.

Also I am really good at making stupid faces.

Centralian Carpet Python, or Bredli Python. ~2 years old.


ambivertedtamale:

mrbritishhimself:

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

"This is my swamp"

"Obama."

Really though. Make me is a fucking great one >:3